their faces are priceless
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
the disclaimer though
reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…
being a boy in a dress doesn’t make you gender fluid
its makes you a boy IN A DRESS
Being a transphobic fuck makes you a transphobic fuck.
I don’t think they’re being transphobic, I think they ment that you can wear whatever you want without being generfluid. Like a girl who wears boy clothes, and says she is a girl, means she’s a girl. If a boy wears girl clothes, and says he is a boy, he’s a boy.
you got me thank you
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
I found my senior quote.
Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.
Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”
I’m not even a writer and this is awesome.
I’m not even a serial killer and I love this
im a serial killer
im both a serial killer and a writer.
Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.
He actually DID thank trans people, and fucking everyone else in the LGBT community and any other person that has ever suffered some sort of judgement.
Why hasn’t anybody noticed that part of the speach?
Benedict Cumberbatch for Time 2013 by Paola Kudacki
Bart Simpson “looks like a monster”
Think of the children
I cried laughing for 10 minutes at Spongebob. I couldn’t breathe!
90% of those were fucking terrifying.
^^SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A COMIC OF THIS!! gdhsjhghsd